If you love knitting, yarn, and having a laugh, here’s a world of fun knitting humor for you.
We asked our lovely readers for suggestions. Many of you are suggesting your funniest knitting memes, knitting puns & funny yarn memes.
I’m saving them here for when you’re having a bad day or need a good LOL.
Laughter is good for us! We know knitting relieves stress and helps with mindfulness. Knitting and laughter is a fabulous combination! When we laugh our brains release endorphins, ‘feel good’ chemicals.
FUN FACT: Laughter is contagious!
Do you notice when you laugh, those around you do the same? Shared laughter is a joyful experience 🙂
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Thanks to everyone who contacted me with their funnies. I’ll continue adding your suggestions every day as more readers contact me.
If you have favorite knitting and yarn jokes or memes, get in touch.
Also, don’t forget to let your knitting friends know. Everyone needs a laugh!
If they don’t want me to dance in the Yarn Aisle, why the heck do they play the music?
10 Things I Want In My Life:
- More Yarn
- Friends with Yarn
- A big house for all my yarn
- Money for yarn
- A husband who is ok with yarn
- A big car to fit my yarn
- A room for my yarn
I’d be happy to pick you up at the airport, but the back of my car is full of yarn my family doesn’t know about.
A ball of yarn, a warm drink and a comfy seat equals a happy me.
Wool you just let me knit in peace?
I’m one of those people you have to keep an eye on, or I’ll wander off into the Yarn aisle and forget to come back!
This witch can be bribed with yarn and chocolate.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can purchase Yarn which is kind of the same thing isn’t it?
I Knit What’s Your Superpower?
I need a HUG e amount of yarn.
I’m working on my Ph.D (Projects Half Done) in Knitting
Does this resonate with you? Do you have half-done knitting projects?
Housework is for those who don’t know how to knit.
Yarn Is the answer! Who cares what the question is?
FUN FACT: Laughter combats stress. The release of those wonderful endorphins makes our bodies feel more relaxed.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful but… This yarn is so delightful.
And since we have no place to go… Another row, another row, another row.
Yarn is like chocolate. You can never have too much!
That moment you’re supposed to be cleaning, you pick up your needles and yarn and tidy them and accidentally make a hat.
I’m not obsessed with knitting, I collect a lot of yarn and patterns, that’s all.
If you have anything to say to me, say it now. I’m about to start knitting, and I won’t be listening to anyone for the next few hours.
FUN FACT: When you laugh, you are strengthening muscles in your face, stomach, and diaphragm.
Walk-in closet? I think you mean Yarn Vault.
What do you mean? I don’t have a problem with yarn; I have a problem without it!
I am a knitter! Of course, I’m crazy. Do you think a sane person would hoard so much yarn?
You know you’re a knitting addict, when you take a break from a big knitting project and relax by working on another project.
Some people will never understand how much I love my yarn. But that’s okay. My yarn knows!
I make yarn disappear. What’s your magic?
Laughter is not the best medicine, knitting is. It leaves you in stitches.
Oops, did I buy yarn again instead of milk?
Fun Fact: Humans laughed before they spoke. Research shows early humans laughed as a form of communicating before they had language.
In my next life, I’m coming back with money and yarn instead of all this sparkling personality mumbo-jumbo.
Laugh, knit, eat, knit, sleep, knit, repeat from the start.
I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m following a knitting pattern.
I’m in the right place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just at the Yarn Store!
If you can’t remember my name say ‘Knitting!’ and I’ll turn around.
I don’t need to practice magic on Halloween, that’s what my knitting needle is for.
You know you’re a knitter when the first thing you pack for your vacation is your current project.
Ideal Date: Take me to the Yarn store. Leave me with your credit card. Pick me up in two hours.
I have seen things. Horrible things. Empty yarn cupboard things.
Dear Diamonds, We both know who is really a girl’s best friend. Yours sincerely, Yarn.
Yarn and Chocolate. Two things I can’t live without.
If I win the lottery, I’m hiring someone to live with me and weave in all the ends on my projects.
I practice stitch craft!
My doctor suggested a high fiber diet. So, I went yarn shopping.
When I learned to knit, I forgot how to cook.
Yes, I’m bilingual. I speak fluent knit.
FUN FACT: Rats and Primates laugh! That’s right, we’re not the only ones.
Can I just go trick or treating and ask for yarn?
True Friendship: Helping Someone Untangle Their Yarn
If someone tells you that you have enough yarn and you don’t need anymore, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
Three things I am good at: 1. Knitting 2. Eating chocolate 3. Knitting while eating chocolate!
How can I say no to knitting when my yarn always wants to cuddle my hands?
Does anybody else here have a voice in their head that repeats “One more row! One more row! One more row!” No? Just me? Hmmmm. Odd.
If you have a favorite knitting or yarn joke or meme, please let me know.
Don’t forget to let your knitting friends know to brighten up their day 🙂
I’d love to hear which ones made you laugh the most.
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